I have been in my current relationship for a year and half. This is the longest relationship I have been in since I divorced by ex-husband, Baby Daddy back in 2008. The reason behind that divorce could make a pretty interesting Lifetime movie but enough about that, back to me and Daniel. He is a very nice, caring, all around good guy. He's not typically the kind of guy I find myself attracted to and I even thought that when we first got together but there was something about him that I obviously liked. We have lived together for quite awhile and honestly I am very thankful we have. You learn so much about a person when you live with them. With that being said, taking a crap in front of someone or farting relentlessly is something that does not help foster a close physical relationship. Now don't get me wrong, I understand those are normal bodily functions that everyone does but let's face it most bodily functions don't breed a sexual desire. I mean when was the last time you watched someone take a crap and say "As soon as you wipe, I want to throw you on the bed and have my way with you." or "That fart smells amazing let's go have sex!"? And once you get to a point in a relationship where you are no longer attracted to that person, whether they are a great person or not it's next to impossible to salvage.
I guess what I'm trying to say here is if you really want to keep a good sexual relationship going, don't do those things. Think about it, when you first meet someone you really try to watch all those things so that you don't do them in front of the other person and when is your sexual interests and lust at its highest? In the beginning before all the nasty, gross things start.
So ladies and gentlemen, the next time you find yourself in need of a gastric release choose your location and proximity wisely. Not only for your relationship needs but honestly, who wants to smell that?!
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